Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher Student Jokes SMS. Jokes are the best way to express the feelings in real time with a lots of smiles living on the lips. Smiling faces are the best in arousing the motivation for being happy in this cruel world. Here are some kinds of Pre-made Teacher Student Jokes SMS which is act as the best tool for the people make laughing forever. These Teacher Student Jokes SMS are the example of real relationships between the Teacher and students emerging this world.

 

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT” NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS”
HE SAID”BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS.

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century??
Brandy: They are all DEAD

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can’t be bought!
Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is “u will go to jail”

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Small boy: “Dad , can you write in the dark?”
Father: “I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
Small Boy: “Your name on the report card.”

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha  Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay

Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora  Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay

Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne

“Pori Book Yaad Ki Hay”…

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

STUDENT: But I don’t think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher: All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up.All the children put up their hands except for Fatima.Teacher: Fatima, dont you want to go heaven?

Fatima: Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school.

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher asked Johnny:

Agr shaakh pr 5 parindy bethy hon or tm 1 ko mar do, kitny baqi bachen gay?

Johnny:

koi nahi, sab urr jaengay.

Teacher:

jawab hy 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.

Johnny:

Madam mera bhi 1 sawal hy… 3ladies icecream kha rahi hein, 1 chat kar, 1 kat kar or 1 choos kr, konsi shadi shuda hy?

Teacher (sharmaty hue)

jo choos rahi hy?

Johnny:

Nahi, jis k hath me shadi ki angothi hy. Lekin apki soch mujhy pasand aai….:-O

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

Teacher:

’3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu:

miss yehi k…

Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss:

Shut up,& get out.

Bublo:

Miss me btaon..?

Miss:

Very good.bato…

Bablo:

Mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D:-D

Miss:

u also get out.

Shamo:

Miss me btaon..?

Miss:

I think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:

Miss doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai…

 

Teacher Student Jokes SMS

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